AISubs v3.7
Are you looking for your cell phone?
I'm not looking for it!
You're so annoying!
I want to fight you!
I'm not doing it, and I don't want to do it.
I want to fight you!
Hey, you have a reason to do it, and you're telling me to do it, too!
You're never gonna give up, are you?
No, I'm not giving up!
Now, Sukebe has his eyes and neck together and is sitting down.
Eyes and neck!
I've got my neck together, too!
Oh, are you okay today?
Are you okay?
Let's get to the bottom of it first.
There's a story meeting, and sometimes you don't want to accept it, but you want to make everyone laugh at that moment.
There's a story like, "I've thought about it, but I'll ask you."
That's why I proposed it.
When you're living a normal life and you're like, "Oh, my God, I just hit my boobs."
There's a moment like that, isn't there?
When you're like, "Oh, my God, I just hit my boobs."
You know, there's something going on between you two.
You look like you're having fun.
For example, when you're at a beauty salon and you're like, "Okay, I'll do it," and you're like, "Oh, my God, I just hit my boobs."
There's a time like that, isn't there?
Like a facial massage.
Oh, there is!
Make-san, you know?
That's weird.
Oh, this is a campaign.
In terms of color, right?
As for us, we're lucky.
If you do it for us, of course we'll be happy.
I was wondering if it was true.
And from a woman's point of view, it's not something you can touch easily.
I saw something on Twitter.
It's Chika Eisei's Twitter, but...
Everyone's thinking they're hitting their boobs.
That's not true.
It's because of the belly.
There's no such thing as "wrong" about boobs, right?
So this person is wrong.
- No, it's not like that. - This person's boobs are what they think are their stomachs.
- No, it's not like that. - No, it's not like that.
We want people to guess our boobs, so...
even if it's just a soft object,
there's a theory that our brains automatically think it's our boobs.
No, no, no.
I don't think it's that bad.
What's with you?
Stop counting boobs as one or two.
Well, I thought so, and I just suggested "haha" and tried to say the next story, but I asked Takaoka-san for a moment.
Is there anyone who will guess my boobs?
Just in case?
Yeah, just in case. I thought there wasn't anyone, but I asked just in case.
There is!
There is someone like you.
Thank you for saying that.
What a wonderful world!
Of course, we're not going to do erotic things like this with our hands.
We're only going to do it with our heads and elbows like this.
So you two don't have any bad feelings about this, right?
Not at all.
Of course we don't!
Why did you lose your eyebrows?
So, I'm going to introduce you to the women who will cooperate with us.
Go ahead.
Thank you for having me.
Seriously?
Thank you for having me.
It's a real pattern!
I'm glad.
There was no pattern of Yumemaru coming in here, right?
Of course.
That's normal.
Yumemaru and Kekito, right?
Shall we do it?
No, not at all.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
What's your name, please?
My name is Unpai.
Unpai?
Unpai.
Unpai!
I think you're selling boobs already.
Oh, that's right.
No way!
Completely.
Don't look at me.
We don't want you to get angry later, so we'd like you to take your seat.
Are your boobs really okay?
Oh, yes.
I've heard about it, so I'd like you to try it.
It's not like you've been fooled, is it?
That's right.
Now, Ryo-san and Tetsuya-san, you two will play rock- paper-scissors.
There are two places in this world where you can say, "Wow, I hit my boobs."
It's the back of your head and your elbow.
Elbow.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
That's amazing.
I hit my elbow on the train.
You have a lot of nerves.
Is that so?
Rock-paper-scissors!
So, Tetsuya-kun is elbow, and Ryo-kun is behind his head.
Now, you two will sit on a chair and I will blindfold you.
This time, Yumemaru-san, who is good at guessing people's boobies, will guess what it is.
By the way, it's "choi", not "munyuu".
If we couldn't guess it, it would be difficult for people around the world.
That's right.
People would say, "Oh, it was really a misunderstanding until now."
It would be a world without dreams or hopes.
So, first of all, Ryo-san, please sit on the chair.
It seems like Yumemaru-san is nervous.
Well, if I have boobies like this...
Wait a minute, I'm nervous.
Boobies might hit me.
It's hard for boobies to hit you in front of people.
That's true, even when you're facing the camera.
There are numbers one, two, three and four.
Please guess which one was a pie.
Okay, Yumemaru-san, please.
Got it.
Okay, number one.
Yes, that was number one.
Did you get it right?
I didn't get it right.
You didn't get it right.
It's not boobies.
I see.
Let's move on to number two.
Can you take it out of the box?
I'll take it out for now.
I'll line it up like this.
You don't have to dig in here at all.
I don't want you to think about it like that.
You're hitting me.
Boobies.
Can I have some fun with boobies?
Okay, number two.
Yes.
Number two, please.
I see.
What's wrong?
What's with your face?
Suspicious.
But I don't know.
It's hard for me to guess.
I don't like suspicious.
Next, I'll wear boobies and do a gut pose.
I'll be honest with you.
Okay, number three.
Number four, please.
Okay, that was number three.
This is hard!
You were counting on me, too!
This is hard!
It's like you.
It's like you, brother.
Do you have a brother?
Okay, number four, please.
This is different.
Okay, we've answered four questions so far.
Can you tell?
It's either two or three.
One was like a towel.
And I think two was like a mosquito net.
Three was simply a good feeling.
I see.
Four was a little hard.
But do you have any boobies?
Oh, this guy is a little hard.
Well, I have ten boobies.
I don't have more than ten.
Okay, Ryo-san, please answer.
With all the feelings of all Japanese men...
I've decided.
Unpai-san's boobies are...
Number two!
Too bad!
I'll take it off.
This is what you thought were boobies.
Oh, it's bread!
It's similar!
Please don't call me "dad" anymore.
I don't care about bread!
How did you know?
Oh, it's bread.
If you ask me...
The answer is number three.
Was three just like "dad"?
Oh, it's frustrating!
It was really hard.
Look at this, Ryo-san.
Until now, you've said, "Oh, it might have been a boobie."
But in reality, it might have been bread!
Well, we just talked about head-to-head.
That's right.
So I don't have any more feelings of head-to-head.
I've never hit an old man's bag on the stove.
You have to hit the elbow firmly.
By the way, I'm asking you now, but do you ever hit your boobs?
There are many trains.
Do you have a lot of elbows?
Back?
Oh, back.
I'm glad you have a lot of back.
I wish there were other people who wanted to participate.
I'm editing like I'm not talking about me right now.
Oh, you!
You're the one who gets injured at school!
Now, Tetsuya, how confident are you?
I've never thought about it, so I don't know.
I've hit my elbow a few times.
That's right.
What kind of situation is that?
It's like "whee!"
I see.
It's like "whee!"
By the way, Tetsuya, as a bonus, I'll put bread on your elbow.
Can I give you a hint?
Oh, it's cool.
You have a big skin.
I think you can guess it.
I think I can guess it if I put it in a pose.
I put it in the back just for this.
I'm looking forward to working with you, Mr. Imemaru.
Here's number one.
I'm transforming.
Oh, I see.
It won't go up like this.
Oh, I see.
You're not talking about it anymore, are you?
It won't go up like this.
Okay, I got it.
Here's number two.
Oh, I see.
It was hard, but...
I don't think it's going to hit my boobs with that hardness.
Let's move on to number 3.
Oh, wait a minute.
What is it?
I was a little happy just now.
Are you happy now?
I felt happy just now.
Your elbow...
I can't confirm it, but it's probably going up like this.
It's going up like crazy.
My body feels good.
Let's move on to number 4.
Oh, wait a minute.
What is it?
Are you happy now?
It's warm.
It's warm and soft.
Number 4 is very sensitive.
I see.
Are you happy now?
I'm a little scared.
Number 5 is Yumemaru's butt.
No matter how you think about it...
It's warm.
Number 3 was more sensitive.
It's your skin.
Let's say it's your boobs.
I'm a little worried about the temperature of my skin.
I see.
But umparumba-san's boobs...
I'm not umparumba-san.
I'm a person who impersonates a director of soccer on TikTok.
There's a possibility that it's cold in the cooler.
Now that I think about it...
Number 4 is getting angry.
I took my blindfold off, and now I'm going to pull Number 4.
Number 3 is your boobs!
Okay.
Reza-kun, please take off your blindfold.
This is what you picked up.
You said it was your boobs.
It was a coincidence!
What are you doing?!
What number?
It was number four.
What are you doing?!
She took it honestly!
Hey!
She said she'd be angry.
No, she said she'd hit you.
I won't hit you.
Don't say such rude things.
I've never hit boobs!
Did you think number four was Yumemori's butt?
It was as warm as I thought it would be.
As expected of you to show your butt in front of a woman.
Hocker! Hocker!
If it was a normal 10th floor, Yumemori's butt would definitely have come out.
Normally, I'd hit you up to your buttocks.
But...
By the way, Unpai, Tetsuya said he was in a lot of trouble.
He said this one was more detailed.
What do you think?
It was fun.
It's really rude.
This room is really detailed.
This is really...
Both of you couldn't hit him.
It's pathetic.
This is really pathetic.
It's like bread and balloons going up.
In this world...
Huh? Isn't it boobs?
It's mostly bread.
That's my conclusion.
Unpai-san, thank you for tonight!
Thank you!
Tetsuya said he was in a lot of trouble.
I'm sorry.